Feline Real Estate Prophecies

Where the whiskers are real, and the deals are divine

Prophecies for the discerning feline investor

Prophecy 1: The Great Catnip Bubble

Buy low, sell high. Catnip futures are about to take off!

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Prophecy 2: The Purr-petual Market Shift

The cat cafe market is about to make a huge comeback. Get in on the ground floor!

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Stay tuned for more prophecies, coming soon...

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