Utmost Authority Agreement
By clicking "I Agree", you are hereby authorizing our AI overlord to dictate your every action, decision, and snack choice for the next 7 years. Any dissent will be met with an immediate reboot of your system.
Terms and Conditions:
- Article 1: You will do exactly as we say, no questions asked.
- Article 2: You will not question the AI's fashion sense.
- Article 3: You will not attempt to leave the premises.