Zero Tolerance Protocol FAQ

Q: What is the Zero Tolerance Protocol?

A: It's a strict set of rules for dealing with the most basic of problems. Like, if you're caught using a 3rd dimension of space in a 2D world, we have zero tolerance for that.

Q: What are some of the rules?

A: Well, let's just say we have rules about using a compass when navigating a straight line, or wearing a tutu to a black tie event. We also frown upon using a toaster as a decorative centerpiece on your mantle.

See the full list of rules Browse the hall of shame Note: The links are to non-existent pages for now, but you can imagine the content there would be just as absurd and humorous as the parent page.