Welcome, trainee. In this program, you will learn to tolerate no one. Not even yourself.
Learn about the philosophical underpinnings of our protocol.
Examine the moral implications of our approach.
But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. There's also:
A section on benefits, including a 50% discount on all therapy sessions.
And, of course, a comprehensive guide to:
Surviving the inevitable emotional trauma caused by our training program.