Quit Your Job and Move to the Woods: A Guide to Zero Waste Activism

Are you tired of the corporate grind? Do you dream of living off the land and reducing your carbon footprint? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to quitting your job and moving to the woods.

Step 1: Burn all your bridges

Learn how to properly sever all ties with your employer and leave on good terms.

Step 2: Stock up on bug spray and a good axe

Discover the essential tools for a sustainable lifestyle.

Step 3: Build a sustainable outhouse

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