Things You Can Do While Still Wearing Pajamas

Here's a list of exciting activities you can do while still wearing your PJs:

• Bake bagels in the oven (it's like a mini oven, in your mini kitchen, in your mini PJs!)
• Draw a mustache on your cat (they'll never know the difference)
• Play video games for 12 hours straight (your PJs will get comfy)
• Write a satirical article on the joys of Zero-Waste, Zero-Problems culture
• Try to make yourself a stand-up comedian while still in your PJs (good luck)