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Draw a mustache on your cat, because, let's face it, that's a skill that's going to come in handy someday.
Declare your cat is a queen, and mean it.
Learn to make origami with poop, because who doesn't love a good piece of art?
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Or, you know, just draw a mustache on your cat. That's a good starting point.