ZORGONIAN PROTESTS

Welcome, fellow citizens, to the most epic, most legendary, most completely-not-actually- happening protests in the galaxy!

The Great Gloopernuts Uprising

In the year 3056, the Gloopernuts, a sentient species of gelatinous cubes, rose up against their oppressors, the ruling Rodentian Empire. Their demand? The right to be more than just a snack food item.

Protesters' Corner

Protester 1

Blerp, the Gloopernut who brought the spark that ignited the uprising

Protester 2

Gleeb, the protest leader who demanded more than just 'Gloopernut Surprise' in every meal

Protester 3

Splish, the master of protest chants and general Gloopernut morale booster

Sing along with the Gloopernut anthem! Find out how to cook the perfect Gloopernut-based meal!