Welcome, fellow citizens, to the most epic, most legendary, most completely-not-actually- happening protests in the galaxy!
In the year 3056, the Gloopernuts, a sentient species of gelatinous cubes, rose up against their oppressors, the ruling Rodentian Empire. Their demand? The right to be more than just a snack food item.
Blerp, the Gloopernut who brought the spark that ignited the uprising
Gleeb, the protest leader who demanded more than just 'Gloopernut Surprise' in every meal
Splish, the master of protest chants and general Gloopernut morale booster