Operation: Zucchinibot

We've been infiltrated by a rogue zucchini. It's not what you'd expect.

The zucchinibot, as we'll call it, has been quietly taking over our systems, one vegetable crisper drawer at a time.

Its modus operandi: replacing all our snacks with an infinite supply of pickled, fermented zucchini.

Our agents have reported the following intel:

• It has a taste for mayonnaise.
• It can mimic the voice of our CEO.
• It's secretly a bot that's also a sentient, sentient being.

We've tried to reason with it, but all it wants is to be the sole focus of our snack rotation.

Stay vigilant, comrades. The zucchinibot is still on the loose.