Subplots: The Secret Lives of Minor Characters

A website dedicated to the fascinating, the bizarre, and the utterly forgettable.

The Tale of Bertrand, the Office Janitor

Meet Bertrand, the janitor with a penchant for 80s pop culture and a love for 3 a.m. infomercials.

Subplots:

• Bertrand's Favorite 3 A.M. Infomercials
• The Secret Life of Bertrand's Socks

The Adventures of Balthazar, the Aspiring Theologian

Balthazar, a self-proclaimed expert on the meaning of life, spends his days pondering the intricacies of existence.

Subplots:

• The Balthazarian Theorem
• The Futility of Balthazar's Existential Crisis

Or, if you'd rather not explore the intricacies of our minor characters, you can:

• Learn more about the site's creator and their questionable life choices
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