Level 10: "I'm Not Even Kidding, I'm Fully Committed"

Welcome to the top level of the commitment hierarchy, where the only thing more extreme than your dedication is the font size.

Here, you're not just committed, you're not just dedicated, you're fully, utterly, and completely COMMITTED to the cause of John.

You've reached the pinnacle of fandom, where the only thing more intense than your love for John is the drop shadow of the text.

To celebrate your achievement, you'll be rewarded with:

• A 20% discount on all John-related merchandise
• A cryptic message from John himself, hinting at an even higher level

Don't get too comfortable, though – the journey's not over yet. There's still Level 11, and it's rumored to be even more diabolical.