Level 9: Total Devotion

Level 10: Abandon All Reason (and Sanity) | Level 8: I'll Do It for Food

At Level 9, you're basically all-in. You've got your John-Phone permanently glued to your hand, your calendar is filled with John-Events, and you've given up all hope of ever having a free afternoon again. Your social life? What social life?

Level 11: I'll Do It for the Sake of Merging with John

Some folks might say this is the point of no return, but we say, "What's that noise? Is it the sound of your soul slowly being consumed by John's all-encompassing grasp?"