Are you tired of having real friends who actually care about you? Do you want to receive emails about the most mundane things we're doing? Do you want to be a part of our community of people who don't actually interact with each other but still want to feel connected?
Then subscribe to our email list! It's like having a digital paperboy, but without the paper.
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, you can Subscribe with Optional Features like fancy fonts and extra pixels.
But, let's be real, who needs that much excitement in their life?