Other Ways to Not Pay Your Rent

1. Negotiate a better deal with your landlord

Or, you know, try to live in your neighbor's house. They seem nice, right? Ask them if you can just "borrow" it for a few months.

2. Sell your soul to the highest bidder

Or, you know, sell a few things on eBay. Check out our guide to selling your old couch.

3. Start a petting zoo

You could always start a business selling your friends' pets. Learn the art of zoofarming.

4. Become a professional snail trainer

Snails are low-maintenance and can be quite entertaining. Get certified today!

5. Invent a new sport

Why not? You could be the next big thing! Invent a new sport and get rich!

6. Become a professional hammock user

Just hang out in your favorite hammock all day. It's research, right? Apply for your grant today!

7. Start a time-traveling rock band

You could tour the world in the 80s. Get tips on time-traveling gigs.

8. Become a professional napping expert

You could write a book on the art of napping. Get certified as a napping expert.

9. Start a line of artisanal cat food

Just sell your neighbor's cats some artisanal food. Get your paws-itive recipes!

10. Invent a new language

You could be the first person to ever speak it! Get a free consultation!