Cancelling Your Subscription: A Tragic Tale of Woe

It's not like you didn't get the memo, but cancelling your subscription is the ultimate anti-goal. Like, what's the point of even having a subscription if you're just going to cancel it?

You've had it for months, maybe years, maybe decades... who knows? But now you're here, staring at this page, thinking "why bother?"

Well, bother, indeed!

Why Not Cancel? Why Cancel?