Subscription Plan Levels: Because You Clearly Need More

Level 1: Casual Browsing (Free)

You'll get to enjoy our website's content, but not too much. It's like a taste test.

Level 2: The "I'm-Getting-Into-It" Plan ($9.99/month) Level 3: The "I'm-Committed" Plan ($19.99/month) Level 4: The "I'm-Addicted" Plan ($49.99/month) Level 5: The "I'm-Committed-to-Our-Existential-Crisis" Plan ($99.99/month) Level 6: The "I'm-Will-Only-Leave-When-It's-Over" Plan ($999.99/month)

Why Not to Choose Level 6?

We mean it. Don't do it.

Level 7: The "I'm-Committed-to-Our-Existential-Crisis-And-Our-Parental-Units" Plan ($9999.99/month)