Subscription Prices - Because Who Needs Rent?

Get the best deals on our subscription plans. Because, let's be real, you can't afford rent.

Price Benefits Features
$0.00/month Free access to our "I'm not paying rent" hotline. Includes:
$10.00/week Free coffee for the first month, because you're basically living with us. Includes:
$20.00/week A free pizza party with our team of expertly trained couch-surfers. Includes:
$30.00/week Personalized advice on how to avoid paying bills. Includes:

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