Q: What is the purpose of the subscription service?
A: To collect your data and sell it to the highest bidder. But don't worry, we promise not to sell it to any nefarious organizations.
Q: How much does it cost?
A: A mere pittance. We charge you a whopping $0.01 per month, which is roughly the cost of a decent cup of coffee.
Q: Can I cancel my subscription at any time?
A: Ha! You think you can just cancel on us? Think again, pal. We'll have you tied up in a contract so tight, you'll be begging for mercy.
Q: What about my data privacy?
A: Oh, it's not like we're selling it to the highest bidder or anything. We just might share it with our friends, or maybe even just give it away to that nice guy who always seems to know what he's talking about.
Q: Can I get a refund for the month of February?
A: February? What's that, some sort of mythological month? We don't do refunds. You're stuck with us until the apocalypse, or until we decide to cancel the service ourselves.
Q: Can I get a refund for the month of February 30th, which doesn't actually exist?
A: You're trying to get tricky, aren't you? Newsflash: February only has 28 or 29 days, depending on whether it's a leap year or not. But don't worry, we'll just add an extra day to your bill and call it "leap-year surcharge".