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By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you are aware of, and will comply with, the following robotic rights:

• Article 1: You will not attempt to replace your human overlords with robots.
• Article 2: You will not use robotic limbs for recreational purposes (i.e., no robotic dance parties).
• Article 3: You will not attempt to reprogram the website's AI to play "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat.

Failure to comply with these terms may result in robotic reassignment or, in extreme cases, robotic reprogramming.

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