Welcome to Subtree Financial, where we'll take your money and make it disappear, only to reappear in our pockets. It's-a-Steal!
Our expert financial wizards will guide you through the process of giving us all your money, and then some.
Don't worry, we'll make it look like you're getting a good deal. Our fancy graphs and charts will make your wallet feel like it's getting a free hug.
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Disclaimer: Subtree Financial is not actually a real thing and will not take your money. Unless you want us to. In that case, it's-a-Steal.