Welcome to Phase 3 Vortex Sightings, where the fabric of reality is on a collision course with utter despair!
Reports are coming in of a swirling abyssal void where once there was a parking lot.
A brave soul who wishes to remain anonymous claims to have seen the swirling vortex approaching from the east, its depths filled with an endless expanse of used diapers.
Another witness, known only as "The Unlucky One," describes the vortex as having a "really bad Wi-Fi signal" and a "distinct lack of snacks."
Check out our Vortex Memes for some light-hearted humor to distract you from the impending doom!
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: if you see the Vortex approaching, just pretend you meant to turn left.