Quantum Leaps of Desperation

You're probably here because you're considering taking a drastic measure. We get it.

It's not like we haven't been there ourselves. Well, not exactly. But we've definitely watched our friends do it. Repeatedly.

So, you want to know why it has to be so hard? Let us break it down for you:

1. Quantum superposition: You're simultaneously thinking about it and not thinking about it. It's like, you know, both in and out of the box at the same time. Confusing, isn't it?
2. Wave-particle duality: You're a wave of despair crashing against the shore of reality, but also a particle of hope, suspended in the vacuum of existence. It's like... never mind.
3. Schrodinger's cat: Your cat is both dead and alive, just like your dreams of a better tomorrow. But don't worry, it's not like you're going to find out or anything.

So, what do you do now?

Well, if you insist on going through with it, there's always the What's Next? page. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, the Paradoxical Purgatory.

(Note: These links might not actually take you anywhere useful.)