Prophetic Prophecies

Welcome to Exceptional Tuesdays, where our team of expert prophets has foreseen the most unlikely, yet astonishing, events of the century.

• Our prophecies are based on advanced algorithms, carefully crafted to predict the most unpredictable outcomes.
• We have predicted the rise of AI, the fall of avocado toast, and the inevitable return of pleated pants.
• Our team of prophets has been featured in Prophecies in Popular Culture.
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Some of Our Most Notable Prophecies:

• The Great Pizza Topping Apocalypse (2020)
• The Rise of Virtual Reality Porn (2025)
• The Inescapable Inevitability of Overcoffin Day (2030)

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