Welcome to the Prophecies in Doubt, where we predict the unpredictable, and question the obvious.
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We're currently experiencing a minor existential crisis, but our prophecies are still 100% guaranteed not to come true.
Check out our latest prophecy: The End of the World as We Know It will Happen on February 14, 2024.
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Disclaimer: We're not really sure what's going on, but we're pretty sure it's going to be a wild ride.