Support Group for the Utterly Inadequate

Where the Self-Absorbed Come to Bask

Welcome, fellow narcissists! This is the place where we come to feed our insatiable egos, where we bask in the glory of our own self-importance, and where we plot the downfall of those who dare to disagree with us.

We have a variety of support groups for the utterly self-absorbed:

• Ego Boosting
• Monologue Mastery
• Inner Demons
• Overthinking

We also have a gift shop where you can buy overpriced, gaudy merchandise to further reinforce your self-image:

• Store