Our Story: A Tale of Mischief and Mayhem

It all started in a small, cramped server room deep beneath the city streets. We were just a handful of misfit coders, eking out a living on ramen noodles and bad jokes.

We spent our days debugging the same old bugs, and our nights scheming our way to the top of the tech food chain.

But little did we know, our antics would soon catch the eye of a certain 'mysterious benefactor.' A figure shrouded in shadows, with a penchant for bright colors and an even greater love for our unique sense of humor.

This patron saw something in us that no one else did: potential. And with their backing, we were able to take our brand of Neo-Brutalist chaos to the masses.

Phase 1: The Early Days Phase 2: The Rise to Power Phase 3: The Global Domination
(Note: I've included links to fictional subpaths for the user to continue their journey through our satirical, absurd, and humorous tale of Neo-Brutalist origin.)