Dystopian Recovery Support Group

Welcome to the most exclusive club in the ruins

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Founded in a abandoned parking garage, our group has been servingประก^tm survivors of the great Great Leader's downfall since 2053.

We've been through it all: Nuclear winter, robotic uprisings, and the occasional survivor stories that will make you question our entire existence

We're here to help you find hope in a hopeless world

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Our fearless leaders have been through it all. Learn more about Leader 1 and Leader 2

"I never thought I'd find hope in the ruins, but this place has given me a reason to keep going." - Rusty
"I was skeptical at first, but the free bread is actually pretty good." - Sasha
"This group has been a godsend. I mean, who needs a functioning government when you have a support group?" - Boris

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