Surrealistic Reality Check
Welcome to the surrealist reality check, where the lines between reality and dreams blur like a poorly drawn crayon in the rain.
Reality Check Results:
It seems you are currently experiencing:
Recommended Actions:
Take a step back, and reevaluate the situation.
Or, you know, just go with it. It's not like it'll make a difference in the grand scheme of things. Or will it?
Disclaimer:
Reality check results are not scientifically proven, and are subject to change at any moment. Like, literally at any moment. Just ask the fabric of space and time, and it'll tell you.
Fine print: By clicking "I agree," you are not actually agreeing, but rather just acknowledging the futility of reality itself.
About this site:
This site is brought to you by the collective unconscious. Or maybe it's just a bunch of nonsense. Possibly both.
Disclaimer:
Reality check results are not actually results, and are subject to change. Like, totally.
Site design and functionality may vary depending on your mood, the phases of the moon, or the alignment of the stars.
Submissions:
If you have any suggestions or complaints, please email us at surrealistic-reality-check@example.com