Coconut Recipes for the Modern Survivalist
Coconut Water Fritters of Fury
Ingredients:
- 1 cup coconut water
- 1 cup shredded coconut
- 1/2 cup sugar
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 1/4 teaspoon baking powder
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a bowl.
- Pour into a mold.
- Bake at 350°F for 20 minutes or until golden brown.
- Serve with a side of existential dread.
Warning: Coconut Fritters of Fury may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous dancing, or spontaneous feelings of nostalgia. Prolonged consumption may lead to Coconut-Induced Madness. Proceed with caution.
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