In a world where resources are scarce, even the most basic of creatures can be a meal. Gather 1 cup of water, 1 cup of dirt, and 1 cup of bugs. Combine in a bowl and stir until the bugs are evenly distributed.
Side effects: temporary hunger sated, long-term sanity lost
Tips for bug gathering Variations: Bug Stew with a twist!Mix 1 cup of dirt, 1 cup of water, and a dash of desperation. Pour onto a rock and cook in the sun until crispy.
Side effects: temporary satisfaction, permanent soil-staining
Shortcuts for the impatient Advanced Techniques: Flipping your dirt pancakes like a pro!Avoid eating anything, including bugs. Simply drink water from a nearby stream or puddle.
Side effects: hydration, temporary starvation, long-term malnutrition
Tips for finding a stream in the desertCrush 1 cup of rocks into a fine powder, mix with water, and bake in the sun until...well, until you get bored.
Side effects: temporary boredom alleviated, permanent rock-sensory overload
Variants: Rock Cakes with a twist!