Step 1: Stock up on
Non-perishable items, such as tuna cans, dried beans, and duct tape.
Don't forget to grab a few first aid kits while you're at it!
Step 2: Find a safe shelter
Look for a reliable bunker or a sturdy treehouse with a good view.
Step 3: Befriend a wild animal
Find a trustworthy squirrel or a loyal wolf to join you in your post-apocalyptic adventure.
They'll provide you with companionship and a reliable food source.
Step 4: Learn basic combat skills
Learn how to defend yourself against roving gangs of marauders and other post-apocalyptic threats.
Practice your fist-fighting and rock-throwing skills.
Step 5: Stay positive
Remind yourself that better days are ahead, even if that's just a distant memory.
Focus on the small pleasures, like a good sunset or a well-stocked fridge.