Survival Guide for the Utterly Clueless

Chapter 2, Section 2.2: Navigating the Perils of Basic Human Interactions

By: Professor Peculiar, Expert in all Things Obvious

When dealing with others, remember: they're all secretly trying to eat you for breakfast. Stay vigilant.

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