Survival 101: Because You'll Probably Need to Read This Anyway
Chapter 5: Basic Human Needs
Step 1: Find a Tree
Not just any tree will do. You're looking for one with a nice, sturdy branch that's about 10 feet off the ground. Don't get too attached, though - it's gonna get pretty rough.
Look for one with some nice, leafy greens for snacks
One with a good view for scouting out the area
One that's not too close to that one dude who's always yelling at the squirrels