Survival Guide for the Unlucky

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Step 2: Find a Safe Place to Crouch

Look for a spot with a clear view, preferably with a large boulder or a convenient rock overhang. This is where you'll be hiding from the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

Make sure it's close to a water source, like a stream or a well. You don't want to get caught in a situation where you have to choose between staying alive and staying hydrated.

Consider the availability of snacks. A stash of canned beans and a first-aid kit are always a plus.

Now that you've found your spot, it's time to prepare for the worst.