Welcome, adventurer! You've stumbled upon the one and only guide to surviving the impending doom that's surely to come. Or maybe not.
Survival Tips for when the world ends and you're forced to live on a deserted island with only a pineapple as company
The art of making Pineapple Pizza for when you're feeling particularly desperate
How to build a Shark-Repellent Force Field using only twigs and hope
Don't forget to check out our FAQ for more information on how to survive in style!