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Sock Dance Foreign Policy 101 is the foundation for all diplomatic relations. It's not just about wiggling your toes, it's about projecting confidence, assertiveness, and a hint of sass.
To master the Sock Dance, one must first learn the basic protocols: Sock Lift, Sock Wave, and Sock Tap.
Click here to learn advanced techniques, or continue to the next page to learn the art of negotiation.