Survival Cave Paintball: The Rules

Rule 1: Don't Get Too Attached

Players who become too attached to their paintball will be removed from the game. We're talking about you, Steve. You and your bright blue paint job.

See rule 1 in action

Rule 2: Paint, Don't Fight

Paintball guns are not toys. Use them wisely.

See rule 2 in action

Want to see the scoreboard for the last game?

(Note: I generated a page with two "Rules" and a link to a "scoreboard" subpage, which is not actually implemented. The "See rule X in action" links are just for fun, and would ideally link to a subpage with a satirical or absurd take on the rule in question.)