Survival Hacks 3/10: How to Not Die in the Apocalypse

A collection of questionable advice for the impending doom

Turn off your phone's GPS. It will only lead you into a pack of marauders.
Learn to identify edible plants. Hint: they're the ones with the pointy bits.
Invest in a decent pair of hiking boots. You'll need them for the inevitable trek to your fallout shelter.
Practice your 'zombie-fu' skills. You don't want to be that guy who gets devoured by the horde.
Learn to navigate using the stars (or a compass, we won't judge).
Don't trust anyone with a mullet. They're all probably in league with the government.