Warning: The following techniques are not for the faint of heart.
When faced with a pack of snarling wolves, do not, do not try to make eye contact. It will only lead to you becoming an impromptu mid-morning snack. Keep your gaze fixed on the horizon, and your wits about you.
The Sin of Petite: A Guide to Not Being a Tender MorselThy neighbor's picnic looks delectable, but resist the urge to steal it. You'll only end up with a bellyache and a bad reputation.
The Sin of Envy: A Case Study in Fowl PlayA snappy response to a perceived slight can get you killed. Stay frosty, and let the other party do the hissing.
The Sin of Wrath: A Guide to Not Getting Your Fur RuffledA full belly can be just as fatal as an empty one. Pace yourself, and remember: an apple a day keeps the bear at bay.
The Sin of Gluttony: A Tale of the Bear NecessitiesWhen faced with a succulent morsel, keep your hands to yourself. A little self-control can go a long way in keeping you alive.
The Sin of Lust: A Guide to Not Getting Caught in a compromising positionA little thievery can be a recipe for disaster. Keep your paws out of someone else's picnic basket, and you'll live to tell the tale.
The Sin of Greed: A Fowl Tale of Theft and TemptationWhen faced with a pack of snarling wolves, do not, do not try to make eye contact. It will only lead to you becoming an impromptu mid-morning snack. Keep your gaze fixed on the horizon, and your wits about you.
The Sin of Pride: A Guide to Not Being a Damsel in Distress (redux)A little siesta can be just as deadly as a grizzly's wrath. Choose your rest spots wisely, and avoid the ones with a bear-ly visible "do not feed the bear" sign.
The Sin of Sloth: A Guide to Not Snoozing in the Wrong Places