Build a Better Time Machine

Because, let's be real, who needs a functioning society when you can just go back in time and kill a bunch of people who made poor life choices?

TIME_MACHINE_BLUEPRINT = 1; // 1 = 1;

Step 1: Gather materials. You'll need:

• 1 x DeLorean
• 1 x Time-Traveling Toaster
• 1 x Pocket Watch with an attitude

Step 2: Assemble the time machine. It's not rocket science, folks!

Click here for the next step, or just wing it and hope for the best.

Check out these sweet bonus tips for advanced time travelers!