Feline Overlord Survival Tips

Warning: The following tips are not guaranteed to save your sanity, but they might just give you a fighting chance.

General Cat Survival Tips

1. Learn to recognize the sound of a cat's impending doom-strike: a low, ominous meow.
2. Keep a stash of catnip hidden away for emergency situations.
3. Invest in a good pair of earplugs, because those claws will get loud.

For more expert-level advice, visit:

• Urban Cat Survival
• Canine Coexistence
• Fowl Play