Tip #1: When faced with a pack of wild dogs, immediately assume you're in attack mode. Roll over, expose your jugular, and hope they take mercy.
Don't get caught in a dog's snare! Keep your wits about you when navigating treacherous underbrush.
When in the wild, always keep your nose to yourself. A dog's sense of smell is unparalleled, and they won't hesitate to sniff out your weaknesses.
Note to self: never, ever, trust a dog's tail wag. It's a ruse, a distraction from the impending doom that is the dog's true nature.
Disclaimer: The author is not a professional survival expert. He's just a human who's been attacked once or twice and lived to tell the tale.