Because being a dingo is hard, let's be real.
Tip #1: Always dig for water in the shade
Don't get caught in the scorching sun while digging for water. It's like, 90% of your dingo friends die that way.
Tip #2: Never trust a wallaby
They're just trying to steal your food stash, mate. Keep your snacks close and your enemies closer.
Tip #3: Learn to love a good nap
As a dingo, you're gonna need a lot of rest. Find a shady spot and catch some Z's.
Tip #4: Don't mess with the local goanna
They're just trying to keep you in line. Be respectful, or they'll make you an ex- Dingo.
Tip #5: Always have a good supply of vegemite
It's like, the dingo version of a happy pill. Trust us, you won't regret it.
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