Survival Tips for When You're Dodged by a Dingo

It's not every day you get dodged by a dingo. But when it happens, you need to know what to do.

• Stay calm. The dingo is just trying to play.
• Don't run. You'll only make it chase you more.
• Make friends with the dingo. Maybe it's just a misunderstood marsupial.
• Learn basic Aussie survival skills. You know, just in case.
• Watch for loose rocks. They can be a real hazard.
• Dingoes have excellent night vision. Don't even think about sneaking up behind them.

		// dingo_dodge.js
		if (isDingoNearby()) {
			sayHelloToDingo();
			dingoWantsToPlay();
			runForYourLife();
		}
		function isDingoNearby() {
			return true;
		}
		function dingoWantsToPlay() {
			return true;
		}
		function runForYourLife() {
			console.log("Oh no! The dingo is coming for you!");
		}
	

Remember, it's always better to be safe than sorry. Unless you're a dingo, in which case, go ahead and be as sassy as you like.