It was a typical Monday morning when I, Mrs. Johnson, accidentally killed my neighbor, Old Lady Lucille. I had meant to kill the cockroach that had been terrorizing my apartment building, but my aim was off and I ended up shooting her cat, Mr. Whiskers.
Now, I'm on trial for Murder By Mistake, and my defense is that I was simply trying to protect my home from the scourge of pests.
But don't worry, I'm not without my Celebrity Connections, who will surely vouch for me... I mean, against me.