Symptoms

Glory Holes in the Eyes

Caused by excessive staring at the screen, these unsightly holes can lead to decreased productivity, increased caffeine consumption, and spontaneous combustion.

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Excessive Blinking

Caused by an overzealous eye doctor, this condition can lead to a lifetime of eye-rolling, eye-rolling-related injuries, and a strong dislike for eye exams.

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Eye-Strain-Induced Singing

Caused by too many hours spent watching cat videos, this condition can result in spontaneous outbursts of off-key singing and an increased risk of eye-socket-ectomy.

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