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Secret Taco Recipe 2: The One That Will Ruin Your Diet
Secret Taco Recipe 2: The One That Will Ruin Your Diet
Warning: Proceed with Caution
Ingredients:
- 1 lb of beef, cooked to an unhealthily crispy perfection
- 1/4 cup of shredded cheese that is 100% not lactose-free
- 1 can of "mystery sauce" that may or may not contain actual mystery ingredients
Instructions:
- Cook the beef until it is so tender, it's almost as tender as your arteries
- Shred the cheese, but not too much, or you'll end up with a face full of shredded cheese
- Drizzle the mystery sauce over the beef and cheese, but not too much, or you'll end up with a stomachache that will haunt you for weeks
Side effects of eating this recipe may include, but are not limited to:
- Unhealthy cravings for more tacos
- Uncontrollable burps
- Unrelenting stomachaches
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