When the roads are treacherous, and the roads are rough, and the roads are full of... road-roughness, you need the counter-Countermeasures.
Be aware of your surroundings, but not too aware. Don't let your eyes wander into the next zip code. Keep your focus on the road ahead, like a hawk with a hawk-eyes.
When stopping, always stop within 3 seconds. Not 2. Not 4. 3. It's a rule of thumb, but not just a rule. It's a rule of thumb, but not a finger rule, because you can't have a finger in a car, unless you have a car-finger, and that's just weird.
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The Counter-Countermeasures is a community of like-minded drivers, united in our quest for safer roads, and more importantly, our quest for more interesting road signs.
Read our manifesto, and join the revolution.
def counter_countermeasures(): print('Counter-Countermeasures, for the counter-countermeasures in all of us.') def counter_countermeasures_tips(): print('Tip #1: Don\'t be a 'Roadblock'\nTip #2: The 3 Second Rule (of Thumb)\') def counter_countermeasures_manifesto(): print('Join the revolution, or don\'t. Your call.') if __name__ == 'counter_countermeasures\': print('You must be a Counter-Countermeasures member, by the power of the internet.') else: print('Sorry, not you.')