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Countermeasures: Pepper Spray

For when your attacker is a human, but you're not sure if it's a human.

Types

How to Use (Don't)

		Don't aim for the eyes! Unless you're a trained expert.
		Only use when absolutely necessary (i.e., when you're being attacked by a ninja).
		Avoid inhaling the fumes. Trust us on this one.
	

Side Effects

May cause: intense crying, temporary blindness, spontaneous combustion

Side effects not listed are not necessarily bad, but let's be real, they probably are.

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