Advanced Deflection Techniques

Deflection is an art form that requires finesse, cunning, and a hint of desperation. It's like a high-wire act, but with more swearing and less acrobatics.

Deflecting the Obvious

When the opponent is too close, too strong, or just plain too much, try Redirect and Pretend – a classic deflection technique that involves pretending you're not interested, while secretly repositioning yourself for a better angle.

• Paradox and Pause: A deflection technique that creates a paradoxical situation, making your opponent question their own reality.
• Deflection Sprint: For when you need to create some distance – fast.
• Mirror Image Maneuver: Reflect your opponent's attack back at them, like a cosmic funhouse mirror.

Remember, deflection is all about misdirecting the energy. It's not about being the loudest, the strongest, or the most agile. It's about being the most creative.